Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Is Feeble

December 6, 2007 – 7:49 am

When a TV show doesn’t live up to your memories.
The Al Roker program notwithstanding, Xmas is the time for a few funny things to see on TV - The Grinch and the Heat Miser are a pair of serious dudes. Here’s a complete list that I intimidated an elf into creating.

12.06
6:15pm HBO Movie The Nativity Story
7:00pm ABCFam Movie Once Upon A Christmas
9:00pm TBS Movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
9:00pm HALL Movie A Boyfriend For Christmas
9:00pm ABCFam Movie Twice Upon A Christmas
11:00pm HALL Movie Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus

12.07
7:00pm ABCFam KIDS Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
7:00pm ION Movie The Night They Saved Christmas
7:00pm USA Movie Elf
8:00pm ABCFam Movie The Polar Express
8:00pm ABC KIDS Frosty The Snowman
8:30pm ABC KIDS Frosty Renturns
9:00pm DISNEY Movie The Santa Clause 2
9:00pm HALL Movie All I Want for Christmas
11:00pm HALL Movie Meet The Santa’s

12.08
7:00am ABCFam KIDS Rudolph & Frosty’s Christmas in July
9:00am ABCFam KIDS The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus
10:00am ABCFam KIDS Nestor, The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey
10:30am ABCFam KIDS Pinnocchio’s Christmas
11:30am ABCFam KIDS Jack Frost (cartoon)
12:30am ABCFam KIDS Frosty’s Winter Wonderland
1:00pm ABCFam KIDS ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas
1:30pm ABCFam KIDS Rudolph’s Shiny New Year
2:00pm FOOD FOOD An Italian Christmas With Mario and Giada
2:30pm ABCFam KIDS The Year Without A Santa Claus
3:00pm COMEDY Movie Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights
3:00pm HALL Movie Silent Night
3:30pm ABCFam KIDS Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town
4:30pm ABCFam Movie The Polar Express
7:00pm ABC Movie The Santa Clause 2
8:15pm HBO Movie Deck The Halls
7:00pm ABCFam Movie The Polar Express
9:00pm ABC Movie Dr. Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas (movie)
9:00pm FOOD FOOD All Star Holiday Spirit
11:30pm CMT Movie A Smoky Mountain Christmas (Dolly Parton)

12.09
8:00am ABCFam Movie Prancer
10:00am ABCFam Movie Sons Of Mistletoe
11:00am COMEDY Movie Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights
12:00pm ABCFam Movie Santa Jr.
2:00pm ABCFam Movie Stealing Christmas (Tony Danza, Lea Thompson)
2:00pm CMT MUSIC A Toby Keith Classic Christmas
2:45pm HBOFAM Movie Jack Frost (Michael Keaton Kelly Preston)
3:00pm CMT Movie A Smoky Mountain Christmas (Dolly Parton)
5:00pm FOOD FOOD An Italian Christmas With Mario and Giada
4:00pm ABCFam Movie Snow (Tom Cavanagh)
6:00pm ABCFam Movie Santa Baby (Jenny McCarthy)
6:30pm HBOFAM KIDS Twas The Night -animated adaptations of classic holiday songs
7:00pm HALL Movie When Angels Come to Town
8:00pm CARTOON KIDS How The Grinch Stole Christmas
8:00pm ABCFam Movie Holiday In Handcuffs (Premiere, Melissa Joan Hart- Mario Lopez)
8:00pm AMC Movie Santa Claus: The Movie
8:00pm TCM Movie A Christmas Carol (1938) Reginald Owen, Gene Lockhart
8:00pm HBO Movie The Nativity Story
9:00pm HALL Movie The Christmas Card
8:00pm TCM Movie Meet John Doe
10:00pm AMC Movie A Christmas Carol (1984) George C. Scott
11:00pm HALL Movie The Christmas Gift (John Denver)

12.10
12:15am AMC Movie Christmas Eve (1947)
1:30pm FOOD FOOD Everyday Italian, Christmas Brunch
3:30pm CMT MUSIC A Toby Keith Classic Christmas
7:00pm HBOFAM Movie All I Want For Christmas
8:00pm ABC KIDS I Want A Dog For Christmas, Charlie Brown
8:00pm MNT(MY9) Movie White Christmas (Bing Crosby)
9:00pm HALL Movie Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus

12.11
7:00pm ABCFam KIDS Jack Frost (cartoon)
8:00pm HBO Movie Deck The Halls
8:00pm ABCFam Movie Holiday In Handcuffs (Premiere, Melissa Joan Hart- Mario Lopez)
8:00pm MNT(MY9) Movie Miracle on 34th Street (1973)
8:00pm ABC KIDS Shrek The Halls
8:30pm ABC KIDS Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too!
9:00pm NBC Movie The Year Without a Santa Claus (MOVIE)
9:00pm HALL Movie Meet The Santa’s
9:00pm LIFE Movie A Christmas Wedding
10:00pm ABCFam KIDS The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus
11:00pm HALL Movie A Grandpa For Christmas

12.12
7:00pm ABCFam KIDS Frosty’s Winter Wonderland
7:00pm CMT MUSIC A Toby Keith Classic Christmas
7:30pm ABCFam KIDS Nestor, The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey
8:00pm ABCFam Movie The Polar Express
8:30pm HBOFam Movie Funny Farm (The last 30 minutes all Christmas)
9:00pm HALL Movie All I Want for Christmas
10:00pm FOOD FOOD All Star Holiday Spirit
10:00pm TNT MUSIC Christmas In Washington 2007
10:30pm ABCFam Movie The Polar Express
11:15pm HBO Movie The Nativity Story

12.13
11:30am HBOFAM Movie Jack Frost, Michael Keaton Kelly Preston
2:00pm CMT Movie A Smoky Mountain Christmas (Dolly Parton)
7:00pm ABCFam KIDS The Little Drummer Boy
7:30pm ABCFam KIDS The Little Drummer Boy Book II
8:00pm CMT Movie A Smoky Mountain Christmas (Dolly Parton)
9:00pm HALL Movie The Note
9:30pm NBC Special Saturday Night Live: Christmas Special
10:30pm HBOFAM Movie Jack Frost, Michael Keaton Kelly Preston
11:00pm HALL Movie Timepiece

12.14
7:00am ABCFam Movie The Christmas List
9:00am ABCFam Movie A Holiday To Remember
8:00pm NBC Movie It’s A Wonderful Life
8:00pm ABCFam Movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carrey)

12.15
8:00am ABCFam Movie A Mom For Christmas
10:00am ABCFam A Christmas Romance
12:00pm ABCFam Christmas Caper
1:00pm HBO Movie The Nativity Story
2:00pm ABCFam Chasing Christmas
3:45pm AMC Movie A Christmas Carol (1984) George C. Scott
4:00pm ABCFam Christmas In Boston
4:00pm FMC Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
4:00pm CMT MUSIC A Toby Keith Classic Christmas
5:00pm FOOD FOOD All Star Holiday Spirit
6:00pm FMC Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
6:00pm ABCFam Holiday In Handcuffs
6:00pm AMC Movie Santa Claus: The Movie
8:00pm ABCFam Snowglobe (Premiere, Christina Milian)
8:00pm ABC Surviving Christmas
8:30pm HBOFAM KIDS Twas The Night -animated adaptations of classic holiday songs
10:00pm ABCFam Snowglobe (Christina Milian)

12.16
2:00am FMC Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
7:30am FOOD FOOD Everyday Italian, Christmas Brunch
9:00am CMT MUSIC A Toby Keith Classic Christmas
9:00am AMC Movie Santa Claus: The Movie
1:00pm HALL TV Little House on The Prairie: A Christmas They Never Forgot
1:00pm HALL TV Little House on The Prairie: “Bless All The Dear Children”
2:00pm TCM Movie The Bishop’s Wife (1948) Cary Grant, Loretta Young
2:30pm HBO Movie Deck The Halls
4:00pm FOOD FOOD All Star Holiday Spirit
4:00pm CARTOON KIDS How The Grinch Stole Christmas
7:00pm HALL Movie All I Want for Christmas
8:30pm TCM Movie Meet Me in St. Louis (Judy Garland)
8:30pm HGTV Special White House Christmas 2007
9:00pm HALL Movie A Season for Miracles - Patty Duke
10:00pm TCM Movie Love Finds Andy Hardy (Mickey Rooney)
10:30pm HBO Movie Deck The Halls

12.17
1:10pm HBOFAM Movie Jack Frost, Michael Keaton Kelly Preston
11:00pm HALL Movie One Magic Christmas

12.18
8:00pm FOOD FOOD Al Roker’s Christmas in New York
8:00pm AMC Movie Santa Claus: The Movie
9:00pm HALL Movie The Note
10:00pm AMC Movie A Christmas Carol (1984) George C. Scott
11:00pm HALL Movie The Christmas Card

12.19
12:30am TCM Movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Chevy Chase
8:45am AMC Movie A Christmas Carol (1984) George C. Scott
10:30am AMC Movie Santa Claus: The Movie
3:00pm HBO Movie Deck The Halls
9:00pm HALL Movie A Grandpa for Christmas
11:00pm ABC Special A Holiday Celebration at Ford’s Theatre
11:00pm HALL Movie A Carol Christmas

12.20
9:00pm HALL Movie When Angels Come to Town

12.21
5:15pm HBO Movie The Nativity Story
8:00pm CBS Movie Elf
11:00pm HALL Movie The Christmas Gift

12.22
12:35am HBOFam Movie Funny Farm (The last 30 minutes all Christmas)
9:15am HBO Movie Deck The Halls
11:00pm HALL Movie A Season for Miracles - Patty Duke
3:00pm HALL Movie All I Want for Christmas
5:00pm HALL Movie One Magic Christmas
7:00pm HALL Movie A Boyfriend for Christmas
5:00pm HBO Movie Deck The Halls
8:45pm HBOFAM Movie Jack Frost, Michael Keaton Kelly Preston
9:00pm HALL Movie Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus

12.23
6:00am USA TV Coach : Christmas Brains
6:30am USA TV Coach: My True Love Gave To Me
5:00pm FOOD FOOD Al Roker’s Christmas in New York
7:00pm ABC KIDS Elmo’s Christmas Countdown
7:00pm HBOFAM Movie All I Want For Christmas
7:00pm HALL Movie A Carol Christmas
8:00pm TCM Movie Christmas In Connecticut (1945)
9:00pm HALL Movie Meet The Santas
9:00pm ABC Movie The Santa Clause 2
10:00pm TCM Movie Holiday Affair (1949)

12.24 2:15am TCM Movie Meet Me in St. Louis (Judy Garland)
6:00am TCM Movie Love Finds Andy Hardy (Mickey Rooney)
8:00am USA Movie Love Actually
8:00am HALL TV The Walton’s: The Best Christmas
9:00am HALL Movie Timepiece
9:15am HBO Movie The Nativity Story
9:30am AMC Movie Christmas Eve (1947)
9:45am TCM Movie In the Good Old Summertime
11:30am AMC Movie A Christmas Carol (1984) George C. Scott
1:00pm HALL Movie A Carol Christmas
1:00pm HBOFam Movie Funny Farm (The last 30 minutes all Christmas)
1:15pm HBO Movie Deck The Halls
1:45pm TCM Movie Holiday Affair (1949)
1:45pm AMC Movie Santa Claus: The Movie
3:45pm AMC Movie Christmas Eve (1947)
5:00pm HALL Movie A Season for Miracles - Patty Duke
5:45pm AMC Movie A Christmas Carol (1984) George C. Scott
6:15pm HBO Movie All I Want For Christmas
6:45pm TCM Movie A Christmas Carol (1938) Reginald Owen, Gene Lockhart
7:00pm HALL Movie All I Want for Christmas
8:00pm TBS Movie A Christmas Story (24 HOUR MARATHON)
8:00pm AMC Movie Santa Claus: The Movie
8:00pm ABC KIDS How The Grinch Stole Christmas
8:00pm TCM Movie The Bishop’s Wife (1948) Cary Grant, Loretta Young
8:00pm HBO Movie The Nativity Story
8:30pm HBOFAM KIDS Twas The Night -animated adaptations of classic holiday songs
9:00pm FOOD FOOD All Star Holiday Party
9:00pm HALL Movie A Grandpa for Christmas
9:00pm HBOFam Movie Funny Farm (The last 30 minutes all Christmas)
9:45pm HBO Movie Deck The Halls
10:00pm AMC Movie A Christmas Carol (1984) George C. Scott
11:00pm HALL Movie A Boyfriend for Christmas

12.25
12:00am TCM Movie The Bells of St. Mary’s (1945)Bing Crosby, Ingrid Bergman
6:00am HBO Movie All I Want For Christmas
8:15am HBO2 Movie Deck The Halls
9:00am HALL Movie A Christmas Memory
10:00am ABC Special Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade
10:00am HBO2EA Movie The Nativity Story
10:45am TCM Movie Christmas In Connecticut (1945)
8:00pm HALL Movie The Note
8:00pm TCM Movie King Of Kings (1961)
8:30pm HBOFAM Movie Jack Frost, Michael Keaton Kelly Preston
9:00pm HALL Movie The Christmas Card
10:15pm HBOFAM Movie The Nativity Story
11:00pm TCM Movie The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965)

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